Redlance

sammcpherson:

ihaveaslightobsession:

jrabraxas:

ALRIGHT FELLOW FABERRY LOVERS TIME TO GET SCHOOLED ON SOMETHING I JUST REALIZED.

NOW SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE TO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THE SHOW “POPULAR” IT RAN FOR TWO SEASONS FROM 1999 TO 2001 AND WAS WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY RYAN FUCKING MURPHY. SO LET ME GIVE YA’LL A BRIEF RUNDOWN.

THIS IS BROOK MCQUEEN

HEAD CHEERLEADER IN THE SHOW. DADDY’S LITTLE GIRL. OBSESSED WITH POPULARITY ON THE OUTSIDE BUT SO DAMAGED AND FRAGILE ON THE INSIDE. EVEN HAD A PREGNANCY SCARE. SOUND FAMILIAR? LOOK FAMILIAR? OH WAIT CAN YOU SAY SPLITTING IMAGE OF QUINN FABRAY?

ALRIGHT GLEEKS AND THIS IS SAM MCPHERSON.

LEADER OF THE LOSERS AT THEIR SCHOOL. OBSESSED WITH HER FUTURE AS A PHOTO JOURNALIST. COMPLETELY OPINIONATED ABOUT EVERYTHING. PASSIONATE ABOUT HER LIFE BUT VERY INSECURE ABOUT HER LOOKS. SOUND FAMILIAR? LOOK FAMILIAR? OH WAIT CAN YOU SAY SPLITTING IMAGE OF RACHEL BERRY?

SO SAM AND BROOKE OFTEN FOUGHT OVER THIS BOY. JOSH FORD.

QUARTERBACK AT THE SCHOOL. DIMWITTED. ALWAYS MANAGED TO COME OUT OF IT SMELLING LIKE ROSES THOUGH. SOUND FAMILIAR? LOOK FAMILIAR?OH WAIT CAN YOU SAY SPLITTING IMAGE OF FINN HUDSON?

SO YOU’VE GOT SAM AND BROOKE WHO ARE AT THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE SOCIAL SPECTRUM. LIKE THIS.

OR THIS?

BUT!!!!! THESE TWO CHARACTERS HAVE AMAZING CHEMISTRY. EVERYONE CAN SEE IT. LIKE THIS.

OR THIS?

SO ALL OF US SHIPPERS GET HOOKED ON THEM. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN THE SEASON TWO FINALE?

BROOKE (QUINN) GETS HIT BY A CAR (GETS INTO A CAR ACCIDENT).

AND THE SCREEN GOES BLACK…TO BE CONTINUED.

ONLY IT NEVER WAS.

THE SHOW GOT TANKED.

BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN SEASON THREE?

SAM (RACHEL) WAS SUPPOSED TO COME TO TERMS WITH HER SEXUALITY AND REALIZE THAT HER FEELINGS FOR JOSH (FINN) WERE ONLY THERE BECAUSE IT MADE HER FEEL CLOSER TO BROOKE (QUINN).

BUT WE NEVER GOT THAT. I SWEAR TO GOD RYAN MURPHY! DID YOU THINK NO ONE WOULD NOTICE?!!!!!

AND THAT HAS BEEN A BRIEF HISTORY IN RYAN MURPHY FUCKING WITH NON-CANON SHIPPERS SINCE 2001.

ANYONE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?

IF RYAN MURPHY IS USING QUINN AND RACHEL TO FINISH WHAT HE STARTED (BUT NEVER GOT TO FINISH) WITH SAM AND BROOKE I WILL TAKE BACK EVERY NEGATIVE THING I’VE EVER SAID ABOUT THIS MAN AND BOW AT HIS FEET.

Oh well, would you look at that.

THIS. I’ve wanted to do a picspam/comparison on this for ages, but i lack the effort and minute skill. I SEE YOU RYAN MURPHY, I SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND HAVE BEEN DOING SINCE GLEE STARTED. Also, those of you who have not seen ‘Popular’ run, do not walk, to it. Need a reason? See the above hotness that is Carly Pope and Leslie Bibb.